Tag: humor
member name: Yvette F.
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November 28, 2006 09:26 AM EST --
Being an online-dating-guru, I've noticed that some sites will give you "canned rejections" now, so that if someone sends you an email or virtual wink, you can simply choose your line from . . .
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October 26, 2006 02:05 PM EDT --
My name is Thomas. Thomas the Train Bed. I started my journey in this room with a cute little toddler named Scotty. I felt so at home, surrounded by stuffed animals and my friend, Donald the Dresser, proudly . . .
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November 05, 2006 10:02 AM EST --
Another question from a newbie.
I've marked a couple of articles as intended for "mature audiences" but I'd prefer to not flag them as such. They're about my addiction to the . . .
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November 07, 2006 07:25 AM EST --
Sept.28 - I join gather.com to help out a friend, mentally thinking: "This better not generate more spam"
Oct. 26 - I proudly publish my first article, an entry for the "Room For Improvement" . . .
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November 27, 2006 01:21 AM EST --
I'm one of the Christmas Trees at Sun. My brothers and sisters are scattered throughout the world. This is the season when we're brought indoors as a decoration for the Christmas . . .
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July 04, 2007 02:52 PM EDT --
I see a lot of lolling going around, but I wonder how many times people are actually "laughing out loud" lol. I used to get excited by lol, but now I realize it's so overused . . .
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October 26, 2006 10:01 PM EDT --
I was in love. I was a 43-year-old, newly divorced, petrified, exhilarated, infatuated, obsessive lunatic. I had fantasized for two months about my friend, Jim, a 43-year-old single Dad, who . . .
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November 02, 2006 02:00 AM EST --
I should have known something was wrong in childhood. My first big purchase was an electric typewriter. Something about the feel of those keys beneath my virgin fingers. It just felt so right. . . .
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November 13, 2006 08:28 AM EST --
In Confessions of a Cybersexual /viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474976829374 I admit to my Cybersexuality...my relationships first with Blog, then Forum, and now Gather-Boy. The points are what lured . . .
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June 04, 2007 12:34 AM EDT --
(This is the third in a series: The Laptop Diaries)
June 2003
One good thing about stress is you lose weight without even trying. I’m running faster than ever, too. I must admit, . . .
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July 04, 2007 03:56 AM EDT --
I have always loved flowers. (Duh! who doesn't love flowers?) Unfortunately, flowers don't love me. They die. I am a terrible gardner. Perhaps it comes from never . . .
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August 08, 2007 06:07 AM EDT --
[This is one of the first articles I published on gather before I had "friends" or "groups". David Rochester recently published another article that validated for me that, indeed, . . .
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November 04, 2006 11:35 PM EST --
Yvette recently admitted her cybersexual tendencies in her recent article: "Confessions of a Cybersexual". Let me tell you what it's like for me, her laptop. She's on me all . . .
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November 13, 2006 10:14 PM EST --
Pssst. Over here. In the coffee cup. It's me, Java. I'm hiding from the paparazzi. Yes, I'm all over the news today. I'm no stranger to fame. I'm . . .
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December 30, 2006 08:18 AM EST --
The Webster Word of the Day for December 30 is:
slapstick \SLAP-stick\ noun
1 : a device made of two flat pieces of wood fastened at one end so as to make a loud noise when used by an actor to strike . . .
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January 21, 2007 11:10 PM EST --
Yes, I admit it, I'm navigationally challenged. I have absolutely no sense of direction. I'm so used to going the wrong way that when my gut feeling is to go one way, I think to myself . . .
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December 06, 2006 07:36 AM EST --
I'm Fresh Snow. My parents warn me of the dangers of lying in the Sun, but I don't listen. If I melt, I melt. We all melt eventually, and at least I go out happy. . . .
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December 27, 2006 11:05 AM EST --
The Webster Word of the Day for December 27 is:
1 a : characterized by or suffering from vertigo or dizziness b : inclined to frequent and often pointless change : inconstant
*2 : causing or tending . . .
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February 18, 2007 11:41 AM EST --
The Word of the Day for February 18 is:
scintilla \sin-TILL-uh\ noun
: spark, trace
Example sentence:
After the witness's frank and bruising testimony, neither my brother nor I was left with . . .
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January 05, 2007 11:36 AM EST --
For those of you that keep singing, "Let it Snow" here in Colorado: STOP! Here's some new lyrics for you:
Oh the weather outside is frightful
And the cold is not delighful . . .
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